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Welcome to some random quotes and text!

You have now lost your connection with God!

Quotes of the week!

Jesus is a bread


As indicated by every single known law of flying,

it is extremely unlikely a honey bee ought to have the option to fly.

Its wings are too little to even consider getting its fat little body off the ground.

The honey bee, obviously, flies at any rate since honey bees couldn't care less what people believe is outlandish.

Yellow, dark. Yellow, dark.
Yellow, dark. Yellow, dark.

Ooh, dark and yellow! We should shake it up a bit.

Barry! Breakfast is prepared!


Hold tight a second.



Ever just shit so hard that your seccond poop stops the splash of the first poop before hitting you ass?